Emergency Chicken Dumb Stuff television sets or sneeze guards

television sets or sneeze guards

We sometimes sing a song about blobfish that goes something like

Everyone needs a squad of friends to tell them how smart

Each 3-3/4" soft vinyl and plastic pulse-pounding poultry projectile will zoom across the road and into your funny bone

Isn't the real prank that you're dooming your sister or brother to months and months of sitting on a whoopee cushion and pretending to be fooled by the trick candy

Emergency Chicken Dumb Stuff television sets or sneeze guardsJust the other day we were thinking to ourselves, This meeting would be going so much more smoothly if a chicken were participating. But, of course, bringing an actual chicken is impractical because a chickens lack of pants clashes even with our permissive business casual dress code. This 3" electronic Emergency Chicken noisemaker fills in when a real (or rubber) chicken would be too much. It includes four sounds peep, cluck, morning crow and squawk.